A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat. The man buys drinks for all three. After drinking, the ostrich runs round the block.
The ostrich then buys the next round. The three drink up and again the ostrich leaves for a second run around the block.
It's the cats turn to buy a round, but the cat refuses, so the man buys a round again. After drinking, the ostrich runs round the block for the third time.
The barman says "I couldn't help noticing. What's going on?"
The man says "I rubbed a lamp and the genie inside offered me a wish"
"What did you wish for?" asks the barman
"A fit bird with a tight pussy"
The ostrich then buys the next round. The three drink up and again the ostrich leaves for a second run around the block.
It's the cats turn to buy a round, but the cat refuses, so the man buys a round again. After drinking, the ostrich runs round the block for the third time.
The barman says "I couldn't help noticing. What's going on?"
The man says "I rubbed a lamp and the genie inside offered me a wish"
"What did you wish for?" asks the barman
"A fit bird with a tight pussy"
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