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  • caveman_nige
    V.I.P. Member
    • Feb 2008
    • 4920
    #1

    Tiger woods in Ireland

    Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of Ireland. The pump attendant, who knows nothing about golf or Tiger, says "Top o the morning to yer sir". Tiger nods and bends down to pick pick up the nozzle. As he does so, 2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket. "What are those?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees, they're for resting my balls on when I am driving" says Tiger. "~~~~ me" says the Irishman, "BMW think of everything!"

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    • andy4
      V.I.P. Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 1125
      #2
      ~~~~ing cracker kv m8
      WIGAN ATH the BLUE BRAZILIANS
      DWSTADIUM the theatre of SCREAMS


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        • stuckylad
          DK Veteran
          • Jun 2008
          • 991
          #3
          aye,top one m8
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            • zaphodbb
              DK Daddy PT
              • Jan 2009
              • 1083
              #4
              Originally posted by caveman_nige
              Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of Ireland. The pump attendant, who knows nothing about golf or Tiger, says "Top o the morning to yer sir". Tiger nods and bends down to pick pick up the nozzle. As he does so, 2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket. "What are those?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees, they're for resting my balls on when I am driving" says Tiger. "~~~~ me" says the Irishman, "BMW think of everything!"
              nice one kv, but i need fruit bowls at my age

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