typical bloke

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  • jordigirl
    DK Veteran
    • Oct 2011
    • 716
    #1

    typical bloke

    Was watching a documentary about Alzheimer's last night, and my wife turns to me and says

    "What a horrible condition, if I ever get Alzheimer's , I think I'll just shoot myself".

    "I know" I replied, "You said that 5 minutes ago".

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    My wife packed my bags today after finding out that I had a one night stand with another woman.

    "I want you to go!" she screamed.

    I said, "Please can we just talk about it first?"

    "Go on, I'm listening." she replied.

    I sat down and said, "It was the most amazing experience of my entire life."
    Last edited by jordigirl; 15 March, 2013, 19:54.







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    • Shady
      Shite Link King
      • Dec 2010
      • 6404
      #2
      i knew you were a typical bloke
      Fave replies from various threads

      1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
      2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
      3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives

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        • normski2
          Junior Member
          • Mar 2009
          • 33
          #3
          pure class

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            • jordigirl
              DK Veteran
              • Oct 2011
              • 716
              #4
              Originally posted by Shady
              i knew you were a typical bloke

              doesn't really work if a turn it around shady







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