What did the boy with no hands get for christmas?
Gloves!
Just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet
Why did Sarah fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there
Not Sarah.
Last Christmas,
I gave you my heart,
The very next day,
Your body rejected the transplant and you died.
Where did Sally go during the explosion?
Everywhere!
I like my women how I like my coffee....without a penis.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why did Charlie drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus
Gloves!
Just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet
Why did Sarah fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there
Not Sarah.
Last Christmas,
I gave you my heart,
The very next day,
Your body rejected the transplant and you died.
Where did Sally go during the explosion?
Everywhere!
I like my women how I like my coffee....without a penis.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why did Charlie drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus