THOUGHTFUL STEVEN GERRARD would wax his ?back, sack and crack? if his pretty missus ALEX CURRAN insisted, despite his undercarriage being in a particularly unruly state.
The Liverpool skipper normally shuns the beauty regimes favoured by preening stars such as RONALDO but would make the sacrifice for Alex.
But he warned: ?Have you seen my a**e? It?s like an Alsatian?s. I don?t think I?ve got the pain threshold to do that but if the missus really wanted me to, I?d have a go.?
Stevie the Alsatian, I couldn?t resist it.