was in the pub last night chatting about non pc jokes and was laughing at the old "what do you do when an epilectic takes a fit whilst in the bath,throw in your dirty washing of course" joke from many a year ago when I got a tap on the shoulder from an extremely large guy stood next to me at the bar
| "not funny" he said "my brother had epilepsy and died in the bath" | |
| "sorry m8" I said "I never realised he had drowned in such an horrible manner" | |
| " drowned" the guy replied "nah m8 he choked on a sock" |