A man goes into the doctors and says my children keep eating the curtains the doctors says go home and sew some ball bearings into the bottom of them he does that that night when he goes to bed one of the children runs into his bedroom screaming you better call the doctor shuggie has just done a pee and ball bearings have come out the dad says its ok half hour later one of the children come in again screaming call a doctor our johnny has just done a jobby and it has ball bearings in it the says that ok again later on one of the children rushes into the bed room yelling dad dad you better call a vet the dad jumps out of bed What Do You mean Call a Vet the child says our wullie just had a W**K and he s just shot the cat
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