russian roulette

[jordigirl]

My blonde girlfriend came home all excited.
"You know your ex, Claire? The one I stole you off?" she asked.
"Well, she must have forgiven me because she's invited me out gambling tonight! She told me I can have all the fun while she just watches."
"Oh," I said. "That's.....good."
"I know," she gushed. "And I can't wait to find out how the Russians play roulette differently to us".

[Shady]

Ma blonde girlfriend came home ahll excited like.
"Ya know ya ex, Claire? The one a stole yees off?" she asked.
"Well, she mus av forgiven me like, because she's invited us oot gambling the night! Shes teld us a can av ahll the fun while she just watches like."
"Oh," a said. "That's.....reet canny."
"a know," she gushed. "And a cannae wait for to find oot how the Russians play roulette differently to us".

fixed it for you jo

[jordigirl]

sod off shady