I was driving along when i saw my old teacher, so i pulled alongside her.
"Dave Smith, is that you? I remember you were such an intense child we joked you'd either be a serial killer or a famous actor! What are you doing these days?"
"Have you ever seen me in Coronation Street, Eastenders or Casualty?" he asked her.
"Not that I remember."
"So get in the bloody car and shut up."
"Dave Smith, is that you? I remember you were such an intense child we joked you'd either be a serial killer or a famous actor! What are you doing these days?"
"Have you ever seen me in Coronation Street, Eastenders or Casualty?" he asked her.
"Not that I remember."
"So get in the bloody car and shut up."
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