Stupid Headlines

[forntida]

Put all the stupid headlines that you see in this thread. No deliberate ones please.
Here is an example;
BBC NEWS | Scotland | South of Scotland | Sea turbines on stream by summer

For members who are not too sure about 'clicking' here is the headline;

'Sea turbines on stream by summer'

[forntida]

SAN'A, Yemen (AP) ?

Nine missing foreigners in Yemen have all turned up dead.