got a phone call from the hospital today.

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  • jester56uk
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    • Jun 2012
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    got a phone call from the hospital today.

    I got a phone call from the hospital today.

    When I answered the doctor said, "Mr Jones, your wife has just given birth to a beautiful baby girl, weighing 9lb 5oz."

    I said, "Wow! She's a little chubby f##ker, isn't she?"

    He said, "She's not that heavy for a new born."

    "I was talking about my wife," I replied.
    the jester
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