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  • CHRISTOF
    Top Poster
    • Jun 2009
    • 182

    #1

    double-entendres

    12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio


    1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

    2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'


    3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this

    morning and it was amazing!'

    4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the

    Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

    5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie ( Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before

    each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god !! What have I just said??'

    6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if

    you could get it.'

    7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the

    weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did
    HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

    8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

    9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot

    sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '

    10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve

    Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

    11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during

    BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's
    only come in his shorts.'

    12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the

    Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #2
    Some classics there m8.

    THE TRUTH
    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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    • andy4
      V.I.P. Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 1125

      #3
      great m8
      WIGAN ATH the BLUE BRAZILIANS
      DWSTADIUM the theatre of SCREAMS


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