A priest, a doctor, a rich businessman and a Scotsman were waiting one
morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.
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> The doctor said, "I've never seen such poor golf!"
>
> The Scotsman chimed in, "Aye! We ha' been waitin' for nigh on fifteen
minutes!"
>
> The businessman called out, "Move it you guys, time is money."
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> The priest said, "Here comes George the greens-keeper. Let's have a word
with him."
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> "Hello, George!" Said the priest, "What's wrong with that group ahead of
us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
>
> George the greens-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire
fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year,
so we always let them play for free, anytime they want to."
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> The group fell silent for a moment.
>
> The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for
them tonight."
>
> The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist
colleagues and see if there's anything they can do for them."
>
> The businessman replied, "I think I'll donate ?350,000 to the
fire-fighters in honor of these brave souls."
>
> The Scotsman said, "Why kin they no f****ing play at night?"
morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.
>
> The doctor said, "I've never seen such poor golf!"
>
> The Scotsman chimed in, "Aye! We ha' been waitin' for nigh on fifteen
minutes!"
>
> The businessman called out, "Move it you guys, time is money."
>
> The priest said, "Here comes George the greens-keeper. Let's have a word
with him."
>
> "Hello, George!" Said the priest, "What's wrong with that group ahead of
us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
>
> George the greens-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire
fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year,
so we always let them play for free, anytime they want to."
>
> The group fell silent for a moment.
>
> The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for
them tonight."
>
> The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist
colleagues and see if there's anything they can do for them."
>
> The businessman replied, "I think I'll donate ?350,000 to the
fire-fighters in honor of these brave souls."
>
> The Scotsman said, "Why kin they no f****ing play at night?"