>> There once was an American Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name
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>> was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
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>> After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls
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>> me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any
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>> more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning,
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>> Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her andtook her deep into the forest where he made
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>> love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died
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>> from exhaustion.
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>> The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years
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>> went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird
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>> returned to the village after being away.. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
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>> overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you,
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>> Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took he deep into the forest, then he made love to
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>> her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
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>> her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
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>> Why?
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>> OH, come on... take a guess!
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>> Think about it
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>> (You're going to love this??)
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>> You can't kill two birds with one stone!!
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>> was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
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>> After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls
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>> me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any
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>> more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning,
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>> Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her andtook her deep into the forest where he made
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>> love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died
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>> from exhaustion.
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>> The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years
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>> went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird
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>> returned to the village after being away.. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
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>> overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you,
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>> Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took he deep into the forest, then he made love to
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>> her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
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>> her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
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>> Why?
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>> OH, come on... take a guess!
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>> Think about it
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>> (You're going to love this??)
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>> You can't kill two birds with one stone!!