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  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #1

    Judge

    A woman was arrested for shop lifting.

    When she went before the judge, he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."

    The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.

    The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.

    The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail."

    Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

    The judge said, "What is it?"

    The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

    THE TRUTH
    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.
  • skiman
    Newbie
    • Aug 2013
    • 5

    #2
    classic. brilliant

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    • Dr C
      Newbie
      • Aug 2013
      • 8

      #3
      it's so funny

      Originally posted by skiman
      classic. brilliant
      yes,it is...

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