He said She said

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He Said-She said!

He said . . . I don?t know why you wear a bra; you?ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don?t you?
He said . . ?.. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?...
She said . That?s a good idea ? you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ? What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ?..Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . ?.. Why don?t you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . .. I would but you?re never there.
He said . ?.. Why don?t women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don?t have time
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don?t know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ?? . . They already have boyfriends.
He said?What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
She said . . . A widow.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what?s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what?s in bed and go to the fridge.