I took a bird back to my house for sex last night.
Twenty seconds into it my **** went floppy.
She looked at me and said, "You can do better than this, surely?"
"Of course I can" I said, "But you shouldn't put yourself down like that."
Twenty seconds into it my **** went floppy.
She looked at me and said, "You can do better than this, surely?"
"Of course I can" I said, "But you shouldn't put yourself down like that."