Due to Michael Jackson's high plastic content, he must, according to US federal law, now be recycled
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Now that Michael Jackson has passed away, the local Catholic Priest is looking for someone else to go on double dates with -
Friends of the Earth are campaigning to prevent Michael Jackson's body from being cremated. What with all that plastic!!!!Comment
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it dont take long dose it feel sorry for the kidsplease press the little red THANKS tab
if I helped
if not press the green tab to tell me to f**Koff 
sometimes life will kick you around , but sooner or later , you realize you`re a warrior , and your stronger than anything life throws your way !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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his nickname was Carrier Bag - cos he was white, plastic and unsuitable for under 5 years oldsComment
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Whats the difference between Alex Ferguson and MJ..??
Alex Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August
Thanks to Firestorm
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news just in! MJ will not be buried, due to his plastic nature he has been found suitable to go on permanent display at Madam Tussauds!Comment
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Jacksons immeadiate family are currently pondering whether or not to melt him down to make toy soldiers so that kids can play with him instead of the other way round.Comment
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if micheal jackson is to be recycled he should be made into toys then kids could play with bits of him for a changeToday is the Tomorrow you worried about yesterday ......Was it worth it ?
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Doctors have blamed a heart attack... I think they should blame it on the boogie!Comment
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Jackson's O2 dates will still go ahead, in conjunction with Britain's Most HauntedComment
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ironic that it was a lack of o2 that killed him!Comment
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Reports say that Doctors pronounced him dead after they tried to revive him with the defibrilator, he meltedComment
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"You've been hit by... You've been struck by.. a smooth myocardial infarction"Comment
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