Michael Jackson

[ruudvandan]

Jackson's O2 dates will still go ahead, in conjunction with Britain's Most Haunted

at least "Thriller" will be authentic!

[ruudvandan]

MJ has been taken off the donor list as Doctors can't find anybody who needs a black or white heart

[ruudvandan]

sky news are reporting the cause of the heart attack as food poisoning, they say he got it by eating four year old nuts

[ruudvandan]

A,B,C as easy as R.I.P

[ruudvandan]

4 X MICHAEL JACKSON TICKETS AUGUST 2009 @ O2 ARENA on eBay (end time 26-Jun-09 14:23:52 BST)

[ruudvandan]

news just in! apparantly the paramedics could have saved him with the defibrilator, but one was heard singin "dont wanna be startin somethin"

[chroma]

it dont take long dose it feel sorry for the kids

As opposed to old MJ, he just felt the kids
Sorry i couldnt resist.

[ruudvandan]

paramedics revived michael jackson for a few seconds in the ambulance on the way to the hospital, whispered a few words "put me in the childrens ward"

[ruudvandan]

MJ was looking forward to coming to England for his UK tour, but it broke his heart when he found out that the government's ?2000 for a ten-year old scheme only applied to cars

[ruudvandan]

Michael Jackson... died at 50 but felt MUCH younger

[jayemm]

All very funny...........but he had a huge effect on the music you all listen to

[racin-snake]

too true ...but now as spokesman for the jacksons estate has leaked a memo ..sayin neverland is to be closed then re named dinasaur land

now the kids will all leave witha plastic dinasaur and not a megasorearse

[andymc1s]

What had M.J and West Ham fans got in common they all love blowing bubbles

[ste6106]

"You've been hit by... You've been struck by.. a smooth myocardial infarction"

Very Clever,

Oops Im liking the Cream thingy on your signature thing at bootom of your posts, Cream was very much part of my youth!!!

[caveman_nige]

Reports of Michael jackson having a heart attack are incorrect, he was found in the children's ward having a stroke..