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  • caveman_nige
    V.I.P. Member
    • Feb 2008
    • 4920

    #31
    Apparently Michael Jackson was delayed at the hospital as he had no medical insurance and the hospital would not take plastic..

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    • lfc4life
      Sports Nutter
      • Dec 2008
      • 3200

      #32
      Originally posted by JoK
      Reports say micheal jackson has died of a heart attack after falling over a childs pram police say its too early too blame it on the buggy
      thats a very pook joke ! in bad taste
      IM SORRY but i will never have any sympathy for maggie thatcher .... the bitch

      I WOULD STILL LIKE TO SAY MY HEART AND RESPECT GOES OUT ALL BRITISH AND ALL ARMY TROOPS FIGHTING THE TERROR WHICH STILL BREEDS IN THE WORLD!! YOU HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL HAVE MY UTMOST RESPECT !

      YNWA!!!

      JUSTICE FOR THE '96"

      "People say football is a matter of life and death. I'm disappointed by that approach, I believe it is much more important than that - Bill Shankly" -
      YNWA

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      • mtv1
        The Stig PT
        • Apr 2008
        • 4413

        #33
        reports say that they are going to melt him down and make lego so the kids can play with him 4 a change


        >>>>>>>>>>Dreambox Tools<<<<<<<<<<

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        • alarmeng
          Member
          • Apr 2008
          • 78

          #34
          As a tribute McDonalds are doing a burger they are calling it "The Jackson Burger".
          50 Year old meat between two 10 year old buns.......................

          Not mine just had it txt to me lmfao

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          • caveman_nige
            V.I.P. Member
            • Feb 2008
            • 4920

            #35
            Originally posted by micron123
            Reports of Michael Jackson having an heart attack are INCORRECT!
            He has been found in the childrens ward having a STROKE!!
            ermm thats one already been done (see Post 30)... put your coat on and get to the back of the line....

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            • MetalKettle
              V.I.P.P.T. Member
              • Sep 2008
              • 797

              #36
              I am deeply offended by all these jokes.

              He was a great man and a great lover, wasnt he sadiq ?

              XBMC/KODI Developer

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              • opsmonkey
                V.I.P. Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 5379

                #37
                Urgent RSPCA announcement...

                Home needed for orphaned Monkey.. Very friendly.. Like's being w a n k e d off with a white glove

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                • ruudvandan
                  DK Veteran
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 1091

                  #38
                  they decided against recycling him into plastic carrier bags, as he would still pose a threat to children
                  http://www.facebook.com/BoycottFIFASponsors

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                  • ErnieBean
                    Newbie
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 2

                    #39
                    the death of a great artist, and it brings folk like you out of the woodwork

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                    • ruudvandan
                      DK Veteran
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 1091

                      #40
                      Originally posted by ErnieBean
                      the death of a great artist, and it brings folk like you out of the woodwork
                      i've been out of the woodwork many years. if u don't like it don't read it
                      http://www.facebook.com/BoycottFIFASponsors

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                      • cgscott
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 3513

                        #41
                        Micheal Jacksons Top Hit "Beat it" will always be remembered by his fans.

                        Pity his heart forgot to.

                        Thanks to mobile number 077..........
                        sigpic


                        Patience is a virtue.

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                        • maca
                          Mr. DK DJ
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 6310

                          #42
                          gary glitter puts top bid in for jackos laptop

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                          • bro
                            Member
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 72

                            #43

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                            • cunny
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 4915

                              #44
                              When the paramedics arrived at the jackson house just after his fatal death, they found the following:

                              Class A Drugs in the Kitchen
                              Class B Drugs in the lounge
                              Class 4c in the bedroom.
                              sigpic

                              "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

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                              • xXSonnyXx
                                Newbie
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 1

                                #45
                                LoL....thats realy too funny

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