Hospital Visit .............
A new hospital opens in Inverness, and David Cameron tours it not long after the first patients are admitted. As he strolls down a ward, in the company of the head physician, he decides to chat with the patients.
"So," the Prime Minister asks, "How are you feeling?"
The patient fixes Mr Cameron with a penetrating stare and declares "Scots wha' hae wi' Wallace bled, Scots wham Bruce hath aften led, Lie now in thy gory bed, Or on to victorie!"
"Yes," the Prime Minister says, somewhat startled, "I see. Carry on, chap!"
Moving on to the next bed, Mr Cameron says "I say, how are you feeling?"
The patient looks up and replies "My love is like a red, red rose that's newly sprung in June. My love is like a melody that's sweetly played in tune..."
The Prime Minister turns to the Head Physician and says "What is this - the mental ward?"
"No sir," the Doctor replies..."Serious Burns Unit!" ....................
"So," the Prime Minister asks, "How are you feeling?"
The patient fixes Mr Cameron with a penetrating stare and declares "Scots wha' hae wi' Wallace bled, Scots wham Bruce hath aften led, Lie now in thy gory bed, Or on to victorie!"
"Yes," the Prime Minister says, somewhat startled, "I see. Carry on, chap!"
Moving on to the next bed, Mr Cameron says "I say, how are you feeling?"
The patient looks up and replies "My love is like a red, red rose that's newly sprung in June. My love is like a melody that's sweetly played in tune..."
The Prime Minister turns to the Head Physician and says "What is this - the mental ward?"
"No sir," the Doctor replies..."Serious Burns Unit!" ....................
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