The Pope and the cameraman
The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about
celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the Papal wrist,
and this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached
the Papal climax, he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy
seed flying through the air. 'Hold on a minute! ', said the Pope,
'You can't do that - you'll destroy the reputation of the Church!'
'This is my lottery win,' said the photographer, 'I'll be financially
secure for life with these photos!' So, the Pope offered to buy the
camera from the photographer, and after much negotiation, they
eventually settled on a figure of $2,000,000. The Pope clothed
himself and headed off to destroy the images on the camera. Along the
vast Vatican hallways, he bumped into his personal housekeeper. Being
a bit of a photography buff, she noticed the camera and said, 'That
looks like a really expensive digital SLR camera, how much did it
cost you?' Not being one to lie, the Pope replied, '... two million
dollars ...' '
TWO MILLION DOLLARS! ' replied the housekeeper, 'They must have seen
you coming! '
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