Scouser Jokes

[aftermath]

A guy pulls alongside a small boy on the pavement,

'I'll give you some sweets if you get in the car.'

'No, leave me alone,' the boy replies.

'Come on, I'll take you for ice cream later as well,' he insists.

The boy suddenly stops and turns to the man and says,

**** off dad, I'm not going to ****ing Anfield again no matter what you say.'

[aftermath]

A guy pulls alongside a small boy on the pavement,

'I'll give you some sweets if you get in the car.'

'No, leave me alone,' the boy replies.

'Come on, I'll take you for ice cream later as well,' he insists.

The boy suddenly stops and turns to the man and says,

f@@k off dad, I'm not going to f@@king Anfield again no matter what you say.'

[aftermath]

Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on Ebay? I made an offer on a Mickey Mouse outfit and now I'm 8 minutes away from owning Liverpool Football Club!

[Bulld0g]

They weren't even funny 25 years ago when they were manc jokes

[aftermath]

got a few more dug, but you will all cry , as its all past history and you hate history, especially the last 25 years.

got a few belters for when it gets nasty, , should upset the whole of Beirut, i mean Liverpool..

[maca]

The Jonathon Ross Show ends at 10.35pm, but don't worry, the comedy continues on BBC One as Stoke v Man Utd is first on Match of the Day!

[maca]

Wide scale flooding expected throughout Manchester tonight as thousands of Utd fans flush their season tickets down the toilet.

[maca]

Local chemist are selling man u season tickets for ?10. 2 young kids see the advert for the tickets and one says to the other you go in and buy one. ok says the little lad and off he goes into the chemist. 5 minutes later he comes with a packet of condoms and gives em to his mate. his mate says what happened to the tickets ? his mate says **** that you ask for them..................

[maca]

20,000 man utd fans been found in the north sea they tried to gas them selves....