A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some
see- through lingerie for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from ?50 to ?150
in price, the more see through, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the ?150 and takes the
lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and ask her to go upstairs,
put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks 'i have an idea, its so see-through
that it might as well be nothing. i won't put it on - do the
modelling naked - return it tomorrow and keep the ?150
refund for myself.
So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes
a pose.
The husband says " stone me, it was'nt that creased in
the shop"
HIS FUNERAL IS THIS THURSDAY!
see- through lingerie for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from ?50 to ?150
in price, the more see through, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the ?150 and takes the
lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and ask her to go upstairs,
put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks 'i have an idea, its so see-through
that it might as well be nothing. i won't put it on - do the
modelling naked - return it tomorrow and keep the ?150
refund for myself.
So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes
a pose.
The husband says " stone me, it was'nt that creased in
the shop"
HIS FUNERAL IS THIS THURSDAY!
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