A white woman brought her date into her hotel room, and said "Show me if it's true what they say about black men." Not one to refuse a lady, he beat her ass and took her purse.
A cat falls into a pool, and a rooster laughs. Moral of the story: A wet pussy makes a cock happy.
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She rips off her clothing and asks, "Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here--Iron this!"
Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel. They are not keen, but as it is their only option, they take the room for one evening and share its only bed.
That night, they all enjoy a good night's sleep. In the morning, the guy on the right side of the bed says,
"I dreamt I had the best w**k last night."
The guy on the left side says,
"That's funny, I had the exact same dream!".
The guy in the middle says, "I dreamt I was skiing."
Q: What's the leading cause of death among lesbians?
A: Hair balls.
A cat falls into a pool, and a rooster laughs. Moral of the story: A wet pussy makes a cock happy.
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She rips off her clothing and asks, "Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here--Iron this!"
Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel. They are not keen, but as it is their only option, they take the room for one evening and share its only bed.
That night, they all enjoy a good night's sleep. In the morning, the guy on the right side of the bed says,
"I dreamt I had the best w**k last night."
The guy on the left side says,
"That's funny, I had the exact same dream!".
The guy in the middle says, "I dreamt I was skiing."
Q: What's the leading cause of death among lesbians?
A: Hair balls.