A young couple were on there honeymoon , they arrived at the farm guest house.The owner an elderly lady showed them to their room . She said if ye need anything just call .3 days past no sign of the young couple so she decided to knock they answered she said are ye not hungry , they replied we are living on the fruits of love to which she replied thats ok but do you mind not throwing the skins out the window ye are chocking my ducks
