A Well Planned Retirement

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  • Evastar
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 1220

    #1

    A Well Planned Retirement

    Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England , there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 coaches, or buses.

    It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a
    ticket machine charging cars ?1 (about $1.40) and coaches ?5 (about $7).

    This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25
    years. Then, one day, he just didn't turn up for work.

    "Oh well", said Bristol Zoo Management - "we'd better
    phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant . . . "

    "Err . . . no", said the Council, "that parking lot is your
    responsibility."



    "Err . . . no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn't he?"


    "Err . . . no!" insisted the Council.

    Sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain
    (presumably), is a man who had been taking the parking lot fees, estimated at ?400 (about $560) per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years.

    Assuming 7
    days a week, this amounts to just over ?3.6 million
    ($7 million - or $280,000 every year for 25 years)!

    And no one even knows his name.
  • ruudvandan
    DK Veteran
    • Dec 2008
    • 1091

    #2
    Bristol Zoo parking attendant myth | Bristol News | This is Bristol

    is a good story though!
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    • mike281180
      Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 60

      #3
      youve just spoilt that - thinking what a lucky git.

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      • ruudvandan
        DK Veteran
        • Dec 2008
        • 1091

        #4
        yeah i remember readin about it a while back! The thing you have to remember about jokes mike is they're made up!
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        • mike281180
          Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 60

          #5
          i know its made up duh, but to think what if????????

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          • stuckylad
            DK Veteran
            • Jun 2008
            • 991

            #6
            bet that,s planted a few seeds
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            • xant14
              V.I.P. Member
              • Dec 2008
              • 2062

              #7
              Originally posted by stuckylad
              bet that,s planted a few seeds
              Not where I live, the fcking council have clagged ticket machines on every bit of land you can bang a car on. Trying to get their Iclandic investments back. They were just installing one at the bottom of my drive but I told em to ~~~~ off!
              Maybe

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              • ruudvandan
                DK Veteran
                • Dec 2008
                • 1091

                #8
                At one of my mates school, one of the teachers installed his own vending machine. He made a mint, or so the legend goes
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