From a Drifters Club member's parish magazine........................

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  • lagerland
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    • Sep 2010
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    From a Drifters Club member's parish magazine........................

    Next weekend's Fasting & Prayer Conference in Whitby includes all meals.
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    Sunday morning sermon: 'Jesus Walks on the Water'
    Sunday evening sermon: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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    Ladies, don't forget the jumble sale - it's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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    Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
    Smile at someone who is hard to love.
    Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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    Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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    Miss Charlotte Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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    For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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    Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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    George Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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    At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice
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    Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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    Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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    The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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    Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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    The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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    This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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    Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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    The school drama group will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church hall on Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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    Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance........................
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