The Princess and the Frog

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  • Evastar
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    • Apr 2009
    • 1220

    #1

    The Princess and the Frog

  • Lainie
    V.I.P. Member
    • Mar 2008
    • 3062

    #2
    sorry eva i cannae read that . have tried to make it bigger but it goes all blurry. waiting for me new specs
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    Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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    • Evastar
      V.I.P. Member
      • Apr 2009
      • 1220

      #3
      I can't get the pic to go any bigger, but will type it out again for you:

      This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:

      Once upon a time in a land far away

      A beautiful independent self-assured princess

      Happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues
      On the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle

      The frog hopped into the princess's lap and said:
      Elegant lady, i was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me

      One kiss from you however, and i shall turn back into the dapper young prince that i am

      And then my sweet, we can marry, and set up housekeeping in your castle
      With my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children,
      And forever feel grateful and happy doing so

      That night, as the princess dined sumptously,
      On lightly sauteed frogs legs, seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
      She chuckled and thought to herself 'i don't f***ing think so'!

      Is that better Lainie?
      Last edited by Evastar; 18 July, 2009, 09:22.

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      • xant14
        V.I.P. Member
        • Dec 2008
        • 2062

        #4
        Ctrl and + , press em a few times. zooms the page in a bit.

        although, the joke is pants... get your coat eva

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        • Lainie
          V.I.P. Member
          • Mar 2008
          • 3062

          #5
          Originally posted by xant14
          Ctrl and + , press em a few times. zooms the page in a bit.

          although, the joke is pants... get your coat eva

          i tried that at first xant before posting a reply but it gets blurry when you zoom in.

          awe thank you eva how sweet of you- i loved the joke. fab babe

          cheers

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          Last edited by Lainie; 20 July, 2009, 00:23.
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          • bluefin
            Top Poster
            • Nov 2008
            • 171

            #6
            thank ~~~~ a went to SPECSAVERS
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