I saw a guy once trying to pull a cheetah. I thought he is trying too pull a fast one! 
A bloke goes to the doctor with a bad head aches . Can i ask you a personal question? says the doc . Do you ya masturbate? the man replies er yeah sometimes. The doc says magic ain't it?
I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and asked Did you get my drift?

A bloke goes to the doctor with a bad head aches . Can i ask you a personal question? says the doc . Do you ya masturbate? the man replies er yeah sometimes. The doc says magic ain't it?
I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and asked Did you get my drift?