Bloke walks into a pub to see a sign above the bar.
"cheese sandwich ?1.50"
"chicken sandwich ?2.50"
"Hand Job ?10"
Quickly checking his wallet, the bloke goes up to the bar and beckons one of the blonde, extremely attractive barmaids over.
"Are you the one who gives the *******s?"
"Yes, I am actually." she replies with a knowing smile.
"Well go wash your f**king hands, I want a cheese sandwich"
"cheese sandwich ?1.50"
"chicken sandwich ?2.50"
"Hand Job ?10"
Quickly checking his wallet, the bloke goes up to the bar and beckons one of the blonde, extremely attractive barmaids over.
"Are you the one who gives the *******s?"
"Yes, I am actually." she replies with a knowing smile.
"Well go wash your f**king hands, I want a cheese sandwich"
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