Bloke walks into a pub

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  • firestorm
    V.I.P. Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 1550

    #1

    Bloke walks into a pub

    Bloke walks into a pub to see a sign above the bar.

    "cheese sandwich ?1.50"

    "chicken sandwich ?2.50"

    "Hand Job ?10"

    Quickly checking his wallet, the bloke goes up to the bar and beckons one of the blonde, extremely attractive barmaids over.

    "Are you the one who gives the *******s?"

    "Yes, I am actually." she replies with a knowing smile.

    "Well go wash your f**king hands, I want a cheese sandwich"
    If you tremble with indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine
  • gopher7
    DK Veteran
    • Apr 2011
    • 2818

    #2
    Did you get pickles on the sandwich.???

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