how is locking your keys in your car like getting your girlfriend pregnant?
The problem is easily solved with a Coat hanger
how many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two one to hold the light bulb and one to drink till the room spins
What did the leper say to the prostitute ?keep the tip
I lost my virginity to retarded girl, I wanted my first time to be special
What does it taste like when you go down an old lady? Depends
How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice
Why don't you ever hear jokes about Jamestown? Because the punch lines are too long
What do you call a gay midget?Low blow
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? Walking
What does Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela have in common?they both died at 95
I would've posted a Paul Walker joke sooner but my server kept crashing
I told my wife she would look sexier with her hair back,I guess that's insensitive to say ,to a cancer patient
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners, because he can't do standup
What's 7 inches long and has it been sucked in 2years,Whitney Houston's crack pipe
The problem is easily solved with a Coat hanger
how many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two one to hold the light bulb and one to drink till the room spins
What did the leper say to the prostitute ?keep the tip
I lost my virginity to retarded girl, I wanted my first time to be special
What does it taste like when you go down an old lady? Depends
How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice
Why don't you ever hear jokes about Jamestown? Because the punch lines are too long
What do you call a gay midget?Low blow
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? Walking
What does Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela have in common?they both died at 95
I would've posted a Paul Walker joke sooner but my server kept crashing
I told my wife she would look sexier with her hair back,I guess that's insensitive to say ,to a cancer patient
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners, because he can't do standup
What's 7 inches long and has it been sucked in 2years,Whitney Houston's crack pipe