A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the
front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support,
she asks the sales clerk, who happens to be called Eric.
Ddddooo youuuu hhhave dddddildosss?" Eric, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: Yes we do have dildos.Actually we carry many models." The old woman then asks: Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?" Eric responds, "Yes we do". Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee hhhhowwww ttttoooo tturrrnnn ttthe ffffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"
front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support,
she asks the sales clerk, who happens to be called Eric.
Ddddooo youuuu hhhave dddddildosss?" Eric, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: Yes we do have dildos.Actually we carry many models." The old woman then asks: Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?" Eric responds, "Yes we do". Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee hhhhowwww ttttoooo tturrrnnn ttthe ffffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"
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