ok this one is for all the dk pts .... this could be you!!! you know who you are.
a woman tells her pt husband if he comes home in his usual state ie shitfaced she is leaving him, so come friday night he goes out to the pub with his m8. he gets bladdered they stagger out the pub and
he is sick all down the front of his clothes, he says to his m8 "wtf am i goin to do now". his m8 says "no problem say someone else was sick on you and take a 20 pound note from your wallet and put it in your inside pocket, and say he gave you that for the dry cleaning bill". so he gets home his wife goes apeshit, she says "right that's it im off". he says "wait look in the inside pocket of my jacket, it was another guy who was sick on me and he gave me 20 pounds for the dry cleaning bill". she looks in his pocket and says "hang on there's two 20 pound notes in here", he says "ah yes the other one is from the guy that shit in my pants" 
a woman tells her pt husband if he comes home in his usual state ie shitfaced she is leaving him, so come friday night he goes out to the pub with his m8. he gets bladdered they stagger out the pub and
he is sick all down the front of his clothes, he says to his m8 "wtf am i goin to do now". his m8 says "no problem say someone else was sick on you and take a 20 pound note from your wallet and put it in your inside pocket, and say he gave you that for the dry cleaning bill". so he gets home his wife goes apeshit, she says "right that's it im off". he says "wait look in the inside pocket of my jacket, it was another guy who was sick on me and he gave me 20 pounds for the dry cleaning bill". she looks in his pocket and says "hang on there's two 20 pound notes in here", he says "ah yes the other one is from the guy that shit in my pants"
the old 1s are the best
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