A WARNING FOR B&Q CUSTOMERS

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  • bvilleuk
    DK Veteran
    • Aug 2009
    • 625

    #1

    A WARNING FOR B&Q CUSTOMERS

    A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular B & Q
    customers. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam
    while out shopping. Simply going out to get hardware supplies has turned
    out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't
    happen to you.

    Here's how the scam works: two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old
    girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the car.
    They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windolene, with
    their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is
    impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
    you for a ride to another B & Q. You agree and they get in the back seat.

    On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them
    climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the
    other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on September 4th,
    9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times yesterday, and
    very likely again this coming weekend as soon as I can buy some more
    wallets.


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    So it's old - but it made me smile.....

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    WHAT DO I THINK OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT??
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    CAPITAL !!
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    BRING IT BACK...............
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  • Time2Play
    DK Veteran
    • Apr 2009
    • 309

    #2
    old but pwnage
    SAY THANKS OR JOK WILL TAKE PICTURES OF YOU IN YOUR SLEEP

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    • Allen1
      Member
      • Aug 2009
      • 65

      #3
      Yeah I thought that was a good idea and tried that too, washed the windows, got in the car and got to doing the doings and then I ended up with a broken nose and two black eyes, that's the last time I will wash that Blokes car. Bloody sexist pig, I bet he wouldn't have done that if I was a Woman!

      Yes I do like women, but I can't do the butterfly or backstroke and no I'm not Gay, just really very happy

      Time for my medication methinks

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      • LeLongCarabine
        Junior Member
        • Dec 2008
        • 28

        #4
        Originally posted by Allen1
        Yeah I thought that was a good idea and tried that too, washed the windows, got in the car and got to doing the doings and then I ended up with a broken nose and two black eyes, that's the last time I will wash that Blokes car. Bloody sexist pig, I bet he wouldn't have done that if I was a Woman!

        Yes I do like women, but I can't do the butterfly or backstroke and no I'm not Gay, just really very happy

        Time for my medication methinks
        DOULBLE YOUR DOSE FOR UR OWN SAKE

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        • Allen1
          Member
          • Aug 2009
          • 65

          #5
          Originally posted by LeLongCarabine
          DOULBLE YOUR DOSE FOR UR OWN SAKE
          When I read that joke, it was too good an opportunity for my warped sense of humour to let slip by
          Anyone got any Valium

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