An old couple were explaining how their retirement years were anything but boring "Why, only yesterday myself and the wife went into town shopping and were just about to head home when we saw a traffic warden writing out a ticket so I pleaded with him not to put the ticket on the windscreen but he just smirked at me and did so. The missus saw red and howled abuse at him, so, the traffic warden issued an abuse ticket and I pleaded with him not to attach it to the windscreen. He just leered at me and attached it.Then I lost my cool so he issued another abuse ticket.
After about 20 minutes of him writing out tickets, our bus arrived and we went home"
After about 20 minutes of him writing out tickets, our bus arrived and we went home"