SCOTTISH FEMALE INSULTS
She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back
She's got a face like a horse in a huff
Look's like she's been dooking for chips
Had more hands up her than sooty!
She?s got a face like a dog lickin pish off a nettle.
It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!
She's got a face that could make an onion cry.
I wouldn't ride her into battle.
Mair chins than a chinese phone book
She smells like an alkies carpet
She has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician
It's like shaggin a pail of water.
She's killed more cocks than a fowl butcher
Fanny like a ripped out fireplace
Face like a sand blasted tomato
Arse like a bag of washing
She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant
She's seen more helmets than Hitler
Face like a stuntman's knee
She's got a fanny like a badly packed kebab
Like opening the window and shagging the night
She's seen more cockends than weekends
A left her with a face like a painter's radio
Fanny like a clowns pocket
Fanny like a wizards sleeve
Fanny like a Hippo's yawn< br>
She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out
I bet she's got a fanny like a pub carpet
More *****s than a second hand dartboard.
Face like a blind joiners thumb
She?s done more lengths than Duncan Goodhew
She's been shot over more times than Sarajevo
Even the tide wouldn't take her out
Got more finger prints on her than Scotland Yard
Handled more balls than Dino Zoff
Pish flaps like John Waynes saddle bags
She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout
A fanny like a burst couch
A face like she's been ram raiding on scooters
She?s had more seamen than Saltcoats
She?s seen more stiffs than Quincy!
She?s seen more cokes than a bottle of bacardi!
Cocked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun
She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back
She's got a face like a horse in a huff
Look's like she's been dooking for chips
Had more hands up her than sooty!
She?s got a face like a dog lickin pish off a nettle.
It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!
She's got a face that could make an onion cry.
I wouldn't ride her into battle.
Mair chins than a chinese phone book
She smells like an alkies carpet
She has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician
It's like shaggin a pail of water.
She's killed more cocks than a fowl butcher
Fanny like a ripped out fireplace
Face like a sand blasted tomato
Arse like a bag of washing
She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant
She's seen more helmets than Hitler
Face like a stuntman's knee
She's got a fanny like a badly packed kebab
Like opening the window and shagging the night
She's seen more cockends than weekends
A left her with a face like a painter's radio
Fanny like a clowns pocket
Fanny like a wizards sleeve
Fanny like a Hippo's yawn< br>
She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out
I bet she's got a fanny like a pub carpet
More *****s than a second hand dartboard.
Face like a blind joiners thumb
She?s done more lengths than Duncan Goodhew
She's been shot over more times than Sarajevo
Even the tide wouldn't take her out
Got more finger prints on her than Scotland Yard
Handled more balls than Dino Zoff
Pish flaps like John Waynes saddle bags
She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout
A fanny like a burst couch
A face like she's been ram raiding on scooters
She?s had more seamen than Saltcoats
She?s seen more stiffs than Quincy!
She?s seen more cokes than a bottle of bacardi!
Cocked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun
like it m8 some crackers there
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