MAN AND WIFE ARE GETTING READY TO GO OUT HE SAYS TO HIS WIFE DARLING YOU ARE THE DOUBLE OF CHERYL COLE HIS WIFE IS ALL EXCITED AND SAYS THANX DARLING WITH A BIG SMILE AND WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT HE REPLIES WELL DARLING SHE IS 8 STONE YOU ARE 16 NOW GET OUT MA FACE YA FAT C*W