A woman walks into a Derby accountant's office and tells him
she needs to file her taxes.The accountant then says,
"Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address etc. And then asks,
"What's your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says,
"Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work... Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
"I'm an elite poultry farmer."
The accountant asks,
"What does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year."
Then for the Taxes and revenue form a "Poultry Farmer it is then."
she needs to file her taxes.The accountant then says,
"Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address etc. And then asks,
"What's your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says,
"Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work... Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
"I'm an elite poultry farmer."
The accountant asks,
"What does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year."
Then for the Taxes and revenue form a "Poultry Farmer it is then."