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  • shuffs
    DK Veteran
    • May 2009
    • 299
    #1

    congratulations

    How come when your wife's pregnant, all her female friends
    rub her tummy and say congratulations! But none of them
    rub your cock and say well done!
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    • Bulld0g
      V.I.P. Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 7158
      #2
      Good one m8

      THE TRUTH
      The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
      Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
      The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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        • fuji
          Newbie
          • Dec 2009
          • 10
          #3
          good one

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            • bvilleuk
              DK Veteran
              • Aug 2009
              • 625
              #4
              Originally posted by shuffs
              How come when your wife's pregnant, all her female friends
              rub her tummy and say congratulations! But none of them
              rub your cock and say well done!
              Are you sure it was you ??!!

              I used to ask the Wife why she was kissing the Milkman when we owed the Butcher so much.................
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              WHAT DO I THINK OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT??
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              CAPITAL !!
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              BRING IT BACK...............
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                • Lainie
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 3062
                  #5
                  Originally posted by shuffs
                  How come when your wife's pregnant, all her female friends
                  rub her tummy and say congratulations! But none of them
                  rub your cock and say well done!
                  omfg - taxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
                  sigpic

                  Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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                    • armuckuru
                      Newbie
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 2
                      #6
                      good one.....

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                        • patkins
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 3662
                          #7
                          never thought of it that way,um.

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