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  • Walkinmyshadow
    DK Veteran
    • Nov 2008
    • 712

    #1

    Martian Sex

    The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after
    Accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles.
    They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.
    Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, How they make money, etc.
    Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. 'Just how do you
    Guys do it?' asks Maureen.
    The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.
    A discussion ensues and finally the
    couples decide to swap Partners for the night and experience one another.
    Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian Strips.
    He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick.
    'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen.
    'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'
    'Well,' she replies, 'It's just not long enough!'
    'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with
    his Palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite Impressively long
    'Well,' she says, 'That's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.'
    'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears.
    With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire
    Measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.
    'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, Passionate love.
    The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their Separate ways.
    As they walked along, Mike asks,
    'Well, was it any good?'
    'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful.
    How about You?'
    'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache.
    She Kept on slapping my forehead and pulling my ears!!!
  • kenmonu
    Top Poster
    • Apr 2008
    • 153

    #2
    martian

    cant believe you haven't got a reply to this one yet. i taught it was very funny. got great milage from this one in my local last night. guess everyone's got a different sense of humor.

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    • Allen1
      Member
      • Aug 2009
      • 65

      #3
      Originally posted by kenmonu
      cant believe you haven't got a reply to this one yet. i taught it was very funny. got great milage from this one in my local last night. guess everyone's got a different sense of humor.

      I am not really surprised that no one else replied, We have all got headaches and sore ears! Extraterrestrial sex may be fun for some but its just one major headache for the rest of us

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      • gigle
        Newbie
        • Sep 2009
        • 3

        #4
        verry funny!!!!!!

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