a woman meets a man in a bar and after a few drinks invites him back to her place. on the way she whispers in his ear, that she is extreamley kinky and will try anything, to this the man replies great so am i and im game for anything. so in the living room of her house he gets her to go on her hands and knees drop her knickers and stick her head into a cushion. after about half an hour she's still there and nothings happend, so she shouts out i thought you were ~~~~ing kinky. to witch the man replies i am iv'e just shit in yer handbag ....
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