if your going to take offence at dwarfs and speech defects dont even bother reading.

[thommo]

as said its a joke if you have no humour dont read any further.


ITS A JOKE, PC FREE ZONE PLEASE.




A joke
This guy owns a horse stud farm. One day a friend phones him up and says, 'there's this dwarf with a speech impediment I know who wants to buy a horse, so I've sent him round to see you.'
Sure enough the dwarf turns up. The owner asks him, 'do you want a male horse or a female horse?' 'A female horth', the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare.

'Nith horth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?'
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
'Nith eyth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?'
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
'Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says. By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears. 'Nith eerth' he says 'now, can I see her twot?'

With this the owner picks up the dwarf and shoves his head deep inside the horse's vagina, he holds him there for a second before pulling him out and putting him down. The dwarf shakes his head and says, 'maybe I should wefwaze that. Can I see her wun awound!'

[gooddeed]

Pmsl! made me do laugh out loud, now everyone thinks im mad

[Curious123]

Sorry I still don't get it.

[smirnoff_rules]

trot ... run around

[thommo]

Sorry I still don't get it.

most people who dont get a joke just walk away to avoid public shame .

im sure if you look hard enough it may come to you mate

[caveman_nige]

funny as ~~~~.... good one..

[kcgsimpson]

very funny havent laughted like that for ages