a mother is having problems with her two young six year old twin sons. always swearing fighting shouting getting into trouble at school and genrally just doing anything they want. so she decides to tell her husband to stay off work the next day so he can see just how bad they really are. so next morning he tells his wife to stay in bed and he.ll sort breakfast out for the two boys. at the table he says to the first son. what do you want for breakfast son, to witch the little fella replies ah just give us some ~~~~in cornflakes knob head, smack bang wallop his dad batters the little fella and tells him to go to his room. then he turns to the other son and says so what do you want for your breakfast. to witch his son says ' i dont want any of them ~~~~in cornflakes'''
the old ones are the best 
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