Doctor can't find a job...........................
A Doctor can't find a job in any reputable hospital,so he opens a clinic near the law courts and puts a sign:"Get treatment for $20-if not cured,will give you $100."A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and turns up at the clinic.Lawer:"doctor,i've lost my sense of taste."Doctor:"Nurse,please bring me medicine from box 22 and put three drops in this patient"s mouth."Lawyer:"This is kerosene."Doctor::congratulations sir ,your sense of taste is restored.That will be $20 thank you.The lawyer furious,and after a few days to recover his money.Lawyer:"i've lost my memory.i can't remember anything."Doctor:"Nurse, please bring me the medicine from box 22 and put three drops in this patient's mouth."Lawyer This is kerosene.You gave this to me last time."Doctor:"congratulations again sir.You regained your memory. That will be $20 thank you."The lawyer is fuming,but returns a week later determined to collect $100.Lawyer;"My eyesight has become incredibly weak and i can hardly see anything." Doctor:" Sir, i dont have any medicine for that,so please eccept this $100 note.Lawyer:"but this is $20,not $100"Doctor:"congratulations sir, your eyesight is fully restored."That will be $20 thank you.".......................
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