QUASIMODO'S SUCCESSOR

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  • bvilleuk
    DK Veteran
    • Aug 2009
    • 625

    #1

    QUASIMODO'S SUCCESSOR

    For whom the bell tolls
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the cathedral
    of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris
    that a new bellringer was needed. The bishop decided
    that he would conduct the interviews personally and
    went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.

    After observing while several applicants demonstrated
    their skills, he decided to call it a day. Just then a
    lone, armless man approached him and announced that he
    was there to apply for the bellringer's job.

    The bishop was incredulous. "You have no arms!"

    "No matter," said the man, "observe!" He then began
    striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful
    melody. The bishop listened in astonishment, convinced
    that he had finally found a suitable replacementfor Quasimodo.

    Suddenly, while rushing forward to strike the bell, the
    armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry
    window to his death in the street below. The stunned bishop
    immediately rushed down the stairway. When he reached the
    street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn
    by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before.
    As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them
    asked,

    "Bishop, who was this man?"

    "I don't know his name," the bishop sadly replied, "but his
    face rings a bell."


    The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily
    on his heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless
    campanologist, the bishop continued his interviews for the
    bellringer of Notre Dame. The first man to approach him said,
    "Your excellency, I am the brother of the poor, armless wretch
    that fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday. I pray
    that you honour his life by allowing me to replace him in this
    duty."

    The bishop agreed to give the man an audition, but as the armless
    man's brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first
    bell, he groaned, clutched at his chest and died on the spot.
    Two monks, hearing the bishop's cries of grief at this second
    tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side.

    "What has happened?" the first breathlessly asked, "Who is
    this man?"

    "I don't know his name," sighed the distraught bishop, "but
    he's a dead ringer for his brother."
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    WHAT DO I THINK OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT??
    .
    CAPITAL !!
    .
    BRING IT BACK...............
    .
    .

  • hadmad
    Newbie
    • May 2009
    • 7

    #2
    very funny

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