An Englishman in France

[ItsJiggered]

An elderly British gentleman was at the customs desk in France and spent a little time fumbling for his passport.
The customs officer asked if he had ever been to France before and he answered 'Yes'.
The customs officer then said the he should know that British citizens always had to show their passports and should have them ready.
The old gentleman quietly pointed out that the last time he had visited on the beach in 1944 there hadn't been an ffing Frenchman anywhere near to show it to.

[bvilleuk]

An elderly British gentleman was at the customs desk in France and spent a little time fumbling for his passport.
The customs officer asked if he had ever been to France before and he answered 'Yes'.
The customs officer then said the he should know that British citizens always had to show their passports and should have them ready.
The old gentleman quietly pointed out that the last time he had visited on the beach in 1944 there hadn't been an ffing Frenchman anywhere near to show it to.

So true......... Now we're joined to them by a Tunnel

We should demolish that ridiculous Millennium Dome and use the rubble to block the Channel Tunnel, then rebuild the Berlin Wall at Calais.......

Bet Churchill is spinning in his Grave now we're letting Booze, Drugs and Terrorists in by the Train and Lorry load !!

[challah]

very harsh

[egibbons]

harsh but true!!!

[bvilleuk]

COME TO ENGLAND!!