toilet humour
This bloke walks into a public toilet where he finds two cubicles, one is already occupied. So he enters the other one, closes the door, drops 'em and sits down. A voice then comes from the cubicle next to him and says, "G'day mate, how are you doing?" Thinking this a bit strange but not wanting to be rude the guy replies,"Yeah, not too bad thanks". After a short pause, he hears the voice again, "So, what are you up to mate?" Again answering reluctantly, but unsure what to say, replies, "Erm, just having a quick poo. How about yourself?" He then hears the voice for the 3rd time....."Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back, I've got some dickhead next to me answering all my questions"
