the simple answer
A middle-aged woman decides to have a face-lift for her birthday. She spends ?5000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," was the reply. "I'm exactly 47," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into a drug store to get some mints and asks the clerk at the counter the very same question. The clerk replies, "I guess about 29."The woman says, "Nope, I'm 47. "Now she's feeling really good about herself.
She stops in a McDonalds on her way down the street for a cup of coffee. She goes up to the counter to get some coffee and asks the clerk this same burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but thank you."
After finishing her coffee, she goes outside to the bus stop to await it's arrival so she can proceed on home. An older man then also walks up to wait on the bus, and so she decides to ask him the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was much younger, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. I hope it doesn't sound too forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then I can tell you exactly how old you are. "They waited in silence a few moments inside the empty, covered and somewhat secluded bus shelter, until curiosity got the best of her. Since it was beginning to get dark, she finally says to him, "What the heck. There's nobody else around, so go ahead. "He slips both of his hands into her blouse and under her bra. He begins to feel around very gently, slowly and carefully. After a couple of minutes of this, she said," Okay, okay .. just how old am I? "He completes one last squeeze of her breasts and removes his hands. Then he says, "Madam, you are exactly 47 years old. "Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how did you determine that? "The old man replies, "I was standing behind you in line at McDonald's."
A little while later she goes into a drug store to get some mints and asks the clerk at the counter the very same question. The clerk replies, "I guess about 29."The woman says, "Nope, I'm 47. "Now she's feeling really good about herself.
She stops in a McDonalds on her way down the street for a cup of coffee. She goes up to the counter to get some coffee and asks the clerk this same burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but thank you."
After finishing her coffee, she goes outside to the bus stop to await it's arrival so she can proceed on home. An older man then also walks up to wait on the bus, and so she decides to ask him the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was much younger, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. I hope it doesn't sound too forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then I can tell you exactly how old you are. "They waited in silence a few moments inside the empty, covered and somewhat secluded bus shelter, until curiosity got the best of her. Since it was beginning to get dark, she finally says to him, "What the heck. There's nobody else around, so go ahead. "He slips both of his hands into her blouse and under her bra. He begins to feel around very gently, slowly and carefully. After a couple of minutes of this, she said," Okay, okay .. just how old am I? "He completes one last squeeze of her breasts and removes his hands. Then he says, "Madam, you are exactly 47 years old. "Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how did you determine that? "The old man replies, "I was standing behind you in line at McDonald's."
