A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary.
The husband gave his wife a gift - a tombstone, with the inscription,
"Here lies my wife - cold as ever."
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Later the furious wife bought a return present - also a tombstone - on which the inscription read,
"Here lies my husband - stiff at last."
The husband gave his wife a gift - a tombstone, with the inscription,
"Here lies my wife - cold as ever."
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Later the furious wife bought a return present - also a tombstone - on which the inscription read,
"Here lies my husband - stiff at last."